Climax Fruit Bomb Lubricant by Topco

I bought a container of the Strawberry Flavored Climax Fruit Bomb lube by Topco around the time I started dating my boyfriend. I wanted something that I could use with my hands, which would taste nice if the night progressed on to oral pleasures. The last thing I wanted to do was move from hand- to blow job only to be assaulted by a plastic, chemical-laden flavor on my tongue. I thought I had found the answer in this lube.

Let it be known to all, I did not.

No answer here, people. Why, you ask? This lube got incredibly sticky, incredibly fast. I couldn’t even use it for sexy hand-stroking, because it felt like my man’s cock was covered in Smucker’s strawberry preserves…and maybe even a little week-old honey. It made such a mess on my hands that the action had to stop, and, (luckily) we had a good laugh about it. I had to get up and promptly wash my hands because it had made such a tremendous gooey mess. In fact, I think there may still be a strawberry flavored hand print on the wall in his old bedroom; kind of like a grown up version of the Willy Wonka Snozzberry wallpaper.

Also, though the lube is packaged in a very aesthetically pleasing way (a small, round bottle with brightly colored lube inside and a pump to dispense the product), the pump and lid leak something awful; before I’d even had a chance to return this nightmare, it leaked all over the cup holder in my center console. Additionally, the product is relatively expensive at $15.99 - so I would, at least, expect a more liquid-tight container for that number of my hard-earned clams.

However, the lube was flavored well…no complaints there; the strawberry flavor tasted good and left no weird aftertaste in my mouth. Unfortunately, though, the combination of leaky packaging and absolutely ineffective performance earned this lube just one star.

Pleasure Rating (out of 5):
♥

Price:
$15.99 Retail

Where I bought it:
Fascinations

Pros:

Good flavor, pretty packaging.

Cons:

Gets incredibly sticky, incredibly fast; packaging leaks.

Summary:

The lube was flavored well…the strawberry flavor tasted good and left no weird aftertaste in my mouth. Unfortunately, though, the combination of leaky packaging and absolutely ineffective performance earned this lube just one star.